He
maybe yellow, but he's sure not mellow. He's the most eggceptionally strange
creature ever to ooze out of a bright green, purple-vein, pulsating shell.
A sticky, slimy ooey, gooey bouncing blob of bubbling, baby space alien,
Egg Monster from Mars has come to Earth -- to hatch!
Don't be shell-shocked to discover just how large an egg we're dealing with her. The size of a softball! This softball is hardshell, hard as steel, but definitely not hardboiled! You could bowl with it and it wouldn't break. But wait... soon Egg Monster from Mars becomes a mere shell of his former self and burst forth in all his runny, funny gooeyness...
He runs. He drips, He makes sick, sucking, gross, grunting noises.
Suddenly from out of its overly-heated shell, E.M.F.M. appears as a
slithering pile of battered blobness. But if you think it's just another
regular, rotten egg from outer space -- the yolk's on you. This dude
can thrive living in a desk drawer, a cardboard shoe box, or even the
egg compartment of your refrigerator, thump-thump-thumping its cold
heartbeat rhythm and peeking its hot, beady black eyes out at you. That's
when he'll really crack you up!
This yucky yolkster has a truly infectious personality, with a scrambled way of communicating. Forget words -- try shapes! Egg Monster from Mars speaks fluent triangle-square-and-circle! And once it gets whipped up with other of its fellow egg monsters, the creature can form itself into all sorts of freaky forms -- a blanket, a carpet, a whole wall of weirdness! Stranger by the dozen, a whole batch of these intergalactic monsters together can't be beat!
