Cracking out of his deep, dark cave... he's half-human. Half-beast. A total frozen terror. He's rude, crude, and just about the coolest dude ever to hit the sunny California coast. The most monumental monster you've ever seen, he's come all the way from Alaska to break the ice... Meet the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena! Covered in thick brown fur from the bottom of his full-gargantuan feet to the top of his half-brained head, this ugly, igloo beast won't win any beauty contests -- but critics are unanimous, -- he's one humongous hunk of horror. With feet at least five times as large as any overgrown kid, he stands upright on his terrifying tippy-toes. His size XXXXXX-L body is absolutely XXXXXX-cruciatingly frightening! His paws are as large as hairy, scary baseball gloves. yet, consider his smooth, little hairless face, cute and pink, except for the empty, bottomless-pit black eyes and his monstrous mouth's toothy snarl, revealing two upper and lower decks of unbrushed, unflossed, chattering chompers. And, even though his favorite year-round pop song will always be "Winter Wonderland," this surprisingly hip horror loves sun and fun. Working on his tan makes him simply melt with excitement! Just don't try to take his photo, or he'll give you more than a cold shoulder. In fact, he won't even show up in his own pictures! No matter what the exposure you set, a snapshot of the snowman reveals all snow -- and no man! He's got a great sense of smell -- you can smell him from miles away! The Abominable Snowman's own nasty nostrils are huge enough to get a whiff of his favorite junk food, the kind you'll find on any non-frozen food shelf. His appetizer of choice? Trail mix! And once this nut gets a taste, it's no more Mr. Ice Guy. But don't get the impression he's completely cold-blooded. He does have his warm side. If he decides he likes you, he can develop a serious crush. Take me home Printable 1 | Printable 2 Back to Spook-tacular