Here's the horrifying solution: Don't say goodnight, ma! Read me another spooky story...please! Is Eric off in his own world again? Tell him to wake up before the Boogey Man does! When running away from monsters, in order to maintain a steady pace, meter your pit stops and keep your shoelaces tied at all times. I'm the big host of the event and every monster in the room is ready to shake my hand! I made a deal with a bad monster...and now he wants to have me for dinner! Will Beastly Bob lobby for the election, or will Frightful Fred get all the votes? Hey! We think the chances of Bob winning the election are slim-even none! If you want to be a star...why not be a mon-star! Ha! Ha! Get it? Sometimes I wish Aunt Edna was a normal aunt...and not a vampire. BACK TO THE GHOUL-SPEAK