|  | Don't say goodnight, ma! Read me another spooky story...please! |
 | Is Eric off in his own world again? Tell him to wake up before the
Boogey Man does! |
 | When running away from monsters, in order to maintain a steady pace,
meter your pit stops and keep your shoelaces tied at all times. |
 | I'm the big host of the event and every monster in the room is ready
to shake my hand! |
 | I made a deal with a bad monster...and now he wants to have me for
dinner! |
 | Will Beastly Bob lobby for the election, or will Frightful Fred get
all the votes? |
 | Hey! We think the chances of Bob winning the election are slim-even
none! |
 | If you want to be a star...why not be a mon-star! Ha! Ha! Get it? |
 | Sometimes I wish Aunt Edna was a normal aunt...and not a vampire. |